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Ungovernable Retro Dachshund Tee
$24.00
Free US shipping on orders $45+UNGOVERNABLE. Est. out of spite.
- Soft, lightweight Bella+Canvas 3001 cotton
- Bold print that reads across a room
- Unisex fit, sizes S-2XL
Made fresh for you: usually 2-5 business days to make, then about 4-6 business days to US addresses. Free US shipping on orders $45+.
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- Made fresh for you
- Misprint? Easy replacement
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Product details
UNGOVERNABLE. Est. out of spite.
A vintage 1970s-style badge with a striped sunset, a nose-in-the-air dachshund and the agility hurdle it has no plans to jump. Distressed cream and rust tones that pop on a black tee.
This design was made with AI assistance, and each shirt is printed fresh just for you, which takes 2-5 business days before it ships.
A funny dachshund shirt for wiener dog people who also don't jump through hoops.
Size & fit
Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee. True to size. Size up for an oversized fit.
Garment measurements (inches) - from Printful's Bella+Canvas 3001 size guide. May vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
| Width (chest, pit to pit) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
Shipping & production
Each item is made fresh for you. Production usually takes 2-5 business days, then it ships. Typical delivery after that: US 4-6 business days, UK 2-4, Europe and Canada 3-6, Australia 3-7, New Zealand 6-10, other countries 3-12.
Free US shipping on orders $45+ (otherwise $4.99). Free shipping on orders $75+ to Canada, the UK, Europe, Australia and New Zealand. Exact options and costs are shown at checkout.
Returns & misprints
Misprinted, damaged or wrong item? Send us a photo and we'll replace it. Because everything is made fresh for you, we can't take returns for change of mind or the wrong size.
Behind the design
The meme
Est. out of spite.
Retro badge, sunset stripes and one long little dog who has never followed an instruction in his life. Rules? He has heard of them.
For dachshund people, and for people who are basically dachshunds.
Be ungovernable. Responsibly-ish.
The details
Made to be worn (a lot)
The fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001: soft, lightweight cotton with a smooth, broken-in feel.
The print
Big, bold, full-color print that reads from across the room.
The fit
Unisex retail fit, true to size. Size up for the oversized look.
Made fresh for you
Made just for you after you order. No warehouse of sad, unsold merch.
No warehouse, no leftovers
How it's made
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You order
Pick your size and hit add to cart. Nothing exists yet. That's the point.
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Made fresh for you
Your piece is made fresh when you order, usually within 2-5 business days, then it ships.
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It ships
Packed and sent to your door. You'll get tracking by email once it's on the way.
Production usually takes 2-5 business days, then it ships (about 4-6 business days within the US). Free US shipping on orders $45+.
Choose wisely
Us vs. the usual meme shirt
| Feature | Us | The usual |
|---|---|---|
| Original design made for this shop | Yes | Often reposted art |
| Design retired after 24 hours | Yes | Sold forever |
| Made fresh when you order | Yes | Bulk-printed, then stored |
| Big, bold full-color print | Yes | Hit or miss |
| Soft Bella+Canvas tee | Yes | Often stiff, boxy blanks |
| Misprint? Replaced | Yes | Depends |
| Today's joke, not last year's | Yes | Often stale |
"The usual" means the generic, no-name meme shirt in general, not any specific brand.
Good questions
FAQ
Still wondering? Here's the stuff people ask before they order.
How do 24-hour drops work?
Each drop is one original design riffing on a harmless meme that's trending right now. Each drop is sold for 24 hours, then retired forever: we stop selling it and never print that design again. The countdown shows exactly when the current drop ends, in your local time.
Once a drop is retired it can't be ordered again. The countdown is the window to order, not the delivery time: your piece is printed fresh when you order, which usually takes 2-5 business days, then it ships.
How does the sizing run?
Unisex Bella+Canvas 3001: true to size for most people. Want it roomy? Size up. Tap Size guide next to the size buttons for exact measurements.
How long does shipping take?
Everything is made fresh for you. Production usually takes 2-5 business days, then it ships. Typical delivery after that: US 4-6 business days, UK 2-4, Europe and Canada 3-6, Australia 3-7, New Zealand 6-10, other countries 3-12.
Free US shipping on orders $45+ (otherwise $4.99). Free shipping on orders $75+ to Canada, the UK, Europe, Australia and New Zealand. Exact options and costs are shown at checkout.
How do I wash it?
Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Don't iron directly on the print.
Can I return or exchange it?
Each item is made just for you, so we can't take returns for change of mind or the wrong size. Please check the size guide first. If your order arrives misprinted, damaged or wrong, send us a photo and we'll replace it.
Is the art AI-made?
Yes, partly, and we'd rather just tell you. Our designs are created with the help of AI image tools, then picked, tweaked and prepared for print by a human. The idea starts from whatever harmless meme is trending; our take on it is original, and we don't repost other people's images.
Is checkout secure?
Yes. Checkout runs on Shopify's encrypted checkout, and we never see your full card details.