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Be Ungovernable Dachshund Sticker
$4.99
Free US shipping on orders $45+Be ungovernable. A blissed-out kawaii dachshund with a pink collar, hearts and sparkles, strutting right past a tiny pink hurdle.
- 3″×3″ kiss-cut vinyl sticker
- Easy, bubble-free application
- Laptop, bottle or forehead (not recommended)
Made fresh for you: usually 2-5 business days to make, then about 4-6 business days to US addresses. Free US shipping on orders $45+.
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- Made fresh for you
- Misprint? Easy replacement
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Product details
Be ungovernable. A blissed-out kawaii dachshund with a pink collar, hearts and sparkles, strutting right past a tiny pink hurdle.
3″×3″ kiss-cut vinyl sticker with a white border, great for laptops, water bottles and notebooks.
This design was made with AI assistance, and every sticker is printed fresh when you order, which takes 2-5 business days before it ships.
A dachshund sticker for laptops, water bottles and anything else that needs a little more wiener dog attitude.
Shipping & production
Each item is made fresh for you. Production usually takes 2-5 business days, then it ships. Typical delivery after that: US 4-6 business days, UK 2-4, Europe and Canada 3-6, Australia 3-7, New Zealand 6-10, other countries 3-12.
Free US shipping on orders $45+ (otherwise $4.99). Free shipping on orders $75+ to Canada, the UK, Europe, Australia and New Zealand. Exact options and costs are shown at checkout.
Returns & misprints
Misprinted, damaged or wrong item? Send us a photo and we'll replace it. Because everything is made fresh for you, we can't take returns for change of mind or the wrong size.
Behind the design
The meme
Est. out of spite.
Retro badge, sunset stripes and one long little dog who has never followed an instruction in his life. Rules? He has heard of them.
For dachshund people, and for people who are basically dachshunds.
Be ungovernable. Responsibly-ish.
The details
Made to be worn (a lot)
The sticker
3″×3″ kiss-cut vinyl, cut right around the art.
The finish
Bright colors on a white border, made for laptops and bottles.
The application
Peels easily and goes on bubble-free.
Made fresh for you
Made just for you after you order. No warehouse of sad, unsold merch.
No warehouse, no leftovers
How it's made
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You order
Pick your size and hit add to cart. Nothing exists yet. That's the point.
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Made fresh for you
Your piece is made fresh when you order, usually within 2-5 business days, then it ships.
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It ships
Packed and sent to your door. You'll get tracking by email once it's on the way.
Production usually takes 2-5 business days, then it ships (about 4-6 business days within the US). Free US shipping on orders $45+.
Choose wisely
Us vs. the usual meme shirt
| Feature | Us | The usual |
|---|---|---|
| Original design made for this shop | Yes | Often reposted art |
| Design retired after 24 hours | Yes | Sold forever |
| Made fresh when you order | Yes | Bulk-printed, then stored |
| Big, bold full-color print | Yes | Hit or miss |
| Misprint? Replaced | Yes | Depends |
| Today's joke, not last year's | Yes | Often stale |
"The usual" means the generic, no-name meme shirt in general, not any specific brand.
Good questions
FAQ
Still wondering? Here's the stuff people ask before they order.
How do 24-hour drops work?
Each drop is one original design riffing on a harmless meme that's trending right now. Each drop is sold for 24 hours, then retired forever: we stop selling it and never print that design again. The countdown shows exactly when the current drop ends, in your local time.
Once a drop is retired it can't be ordered again. The countdown is the window to order, not the delivery time: your piece is printed fresh when you order, which usually takes 2-5 business days, then it ships.
How long does shipping take?
Everything is made fresh for you. Production usually takes 2-5 business days, then it ships. Typical delivery after that: US 4-6 business days, UK 2-4, Europe and Canada 3-6, Australia 3-7, New Zealand 6-10, other countries 3-12.
Free US shipping on orders $45+ (otherwise $4.99). Free shipping on orders $75+ to Canada, the UK, Europe, Australia and New Zealand. Exact options and costs are shown at checkout.
How do I apply the sticker?
Stick it on a clean, dry, smooth surface and press out from the center to avoid bubbles. Avoid long soaks and harsh scrubbing.
Can I return or exchange it?
Each item is made just for you, so we can't take returns for change of mind or the wrong size. Please check the size guide first. If your order arrives misprinted, damaged or wrong, send us a photo and we'll replace it.
Is the art AI-made?
Yes, partly, and we'd rather just tell you. Our designs are created with the help of AI image tools, then picked, tweaked and prepared for print by a human. The idea starts from whatever harmless meme is trending; our take on it is original, and we don't repost other people's images.
Is checkout secure?
Yes. Checkout runs on Shopify's encrypted checkout, and we never see your full card details.